A03 Taoyundao: When Exorcists Fight

Contributed by AlNaga

    This is the start of this little story....

    The Green Knight, Ron Rockford, in his normal form walks along with his apprentice Exorcist, The Silver Cross trained Ayase.  They accompaning Mrs. Toramizu, whose publisher has hired The Green Knight to recover her son Ginta after a mysterious monster pulled him through a dimensional doorway.

The Green Knight: So Mrs. Toramizu, did you witness your son being pulled away into this extra dimensional doorway by this monster?

Mrs. Toramizu: No, but many of his fellow students and his teacher saw it happen.  I hope you can help my son.  He's not someone who can do without protection, he's very weak and has not stamina.

The three of them enter the class room where Ginta was taken, and The Green Knight pulls out some advanced Warrior Nun detection equipment.  "There's definitely a portal here.  Ayase, let's go get Jenny so I can suit up!" he tells his apprentice.

    Ayase and Ron go down to his truck, where there is a headless body of a large green woman.  "Mentor, can you tell me how you got this body for your purposes?" Ayase asked.  Ron sat in a chair next to the headless body, biomechanical systems activated which put his head onto the body of the large green female.  "Well several years ago, I was cursed by headless witch where my body gained sentience and my head became detached but living outside my own body.  The villains who forced me to meet the witch, so they could steal from her, ended up putting my head on this body in hopes of controlling it through me.  But me and several other captives formed a plan of escape, which we did and for awhile this was my only body.  Eventually we helped each other and my fellow captives helped me recover my own body.  However I use this Green body I obtained then still for adventuring because of her strength and durability." Ron explained

    Ayase asked, "But mentor, don't you think it's confusing to other for your head to migrate from your own male body, onto a female body?  It doesn't seem natural!"   Ron thought, "Ayase, don't worry.  This body was once a clone created by super-villains who tried to control a super-heroine.  She still has her body, I only use her clone.  I am okay with using a female body anyways.  I don't believe it's that humiliating to use a female body.  If you became headless, you would hope the forces of good would use your body to battle evil, am I correct?"  Ayase quipped, "I would hope the forces of good would reunited my head to my body"  Suddenly Ron and Ayase arrived back at the classroom where they detected the portal.  But others where already there...

    The Green Knight recognized the man and the teen boy standing with the Principal of the school who was talking with them.  "Baphomet and Jim, what are you doing here!" Ron griped at them.  Suddenly in a flash of light, the man had transformed into a female knight.  The boy now had a body a hairstyle that made him resemble the Bride of Frankenstein.

    "Begone Green Knight!  This is not a place for Catholic Blunderings to ruin any recovery of the missing child!  Your services are not required here!" The Female Knight taunted Ron.

    "Listen here, Baphomet!  I was hired by the publisher who buys stories from the kid's mother!  So why don't you go and take a hike on a crumbly mountainside trail!" Ron growled back.

    "My exorcist name is Templar, thank you!  And your unenlightened stumbling in battling evil will only serve as a disservice to recovering this child.  Why don't you go make yourself useful and go bless some meals at the homeless shelter, Deacon!" Templar growled back

    In the room was a the floating head of a succubus, her name was Keira.  She couldn't be seen by most of the other people in the room, but the Templar always saw here.  Long ago The Templar, Baldwin St. Micheal was a Knight's Templar who battled demons in the middle ages.   During a fight, Baldwin and Keira were both beheaded, but Keira's body created tendrils to reach out and reattach her own head.  However her head was kicked away in the fight, and her body took Baldwin's head as her own.  Since then, Keira's dismebodied head served as a thorn in Baldwin's side as it taunted him for what he had become.  Part demonic succubus, and Baldwin dealt with the urges of the Succubus daily, doing this best not the become a succubus himself.  But Keira was really good at grating on his nerves.

    "You too are so shameless at flirting with one another, lean over and kiss him on the lips!" Keira taunted Baldwin.  Baldwin turned an pointed up at his persecutor screaming, "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!"  Green KNight taunted him, "You going loony again Baldwin!"  "You get the Hell out of here, before I make you to do so!" Baldwin screamed at Ron.  "If you try, you'll wear you buttocks as a hat!" The Green Knight replied.

    The Principal interrupted, "Gentleman... Ladies, please!  There is a child in danger!"

    Mrs. Toramizu pleaded, "Please go find my boy, Ginta!  He's too stupid and wimpy to survive on his own!"

    Jim looked over at Ayase who was raising her leg into the air for a high kick, "What are you doing?" he thought.

    But Ayase could see that floating succubus head as plain as day, "With one kick, I'll knock that annoying Succubus head and straighten all this out" she thought.