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2015年8月31日 星期一

605 He Loves Herself

About pseudo fairy, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/207-this-is-not-me-kirinrin-has-unique.html

    As a tomboy, Huang Le-Mun(黃 樂夢,"Happy Dream") doesn't like her real sexuality. She always pretends to be male. however, she has a female body after all. Le-Mun is very unhappy for that.

    One day, a miracle happens. Le-Mun finds that her female body leaves her away, and she(her head) becomes a male fairy, Prince Butterfly.

    Le-Mun is so happy. She finally gets rid of her bothersome body with her bothersome sexuality. She becomes "he" know. "He" flies around her original headless body, and laughs at it.

    Suddenly, "he" senses a subtle emotion came from her mindless body. The emotion is composed of sadness and gentle love.  The Prince Butterfly comprehends the emotion is generated from the remained girlish part of Le-Mun's heart. Her heart isn't totally a male one. Instantaneously, "he" understands that the true reason that "he" wants to leave herself: that's because of love, not hate. "He" just wants to love the lady named Huang Le-Mun as a gentleman.

    With the understanding, Prince Butterfly tries "his" best to withdraw "his" fairy form from Le-Mun's head, "he" wants to give Le-Mun's head back to let "his" lover to be a whole girl. "He" finds the way to project "his" surreal figure out of Le-Mun's head. Then Prince Butterfly brings Le-Mun to her sister's room and dresses Le-Mun with her sister's clothes.

    Finally, a cute girl appears in front of Prince Butterfly. "He" holds Le-Mun's head, watches her face, and teaches her how to smile. With Le-Mun's head in "his" hands, Prince Butterfly is deeply touched.

    "Oh, you are so beautiful, another me. Now I know why I am here: I come to this world for loving you!"

2015年8月27日 星期四

504 Magical Android: War Between Two Legs

About magical androids, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/04/601-magical-android-creating-myself-kuo.html

    Lan-Fei is a magical android assembled from most excellent parts which were made of best surreal things gathered by her creator, no wonder that she is very wonderful. Thus, sometimes Lan-Fei still feels that somehow there's something wrong with herself despite she can't identify it clearly. She discusses the feeling with her creator.

    "Master, thank you for creating me. I enjoy being myself a lot. However, sometimes I have the feeling that my parts seem to can't get along with each other well, I don't know why. For example, my left leg possesses a negative emotion toward the right one, so does my right leg. They are so similar, and both of them take shares of my existence. How can I hate me? Unreasonable, but it really happens! how do you explain that?" Lan-Fei asks.

    "I see. Well, Lan-Fei, have you heard the parable of the war between a snail's tentacles ( http://idiomsgallery.blogspot.tw/2008/09/petty-squabble.html )?"

    "Yes, I know that story."

    "Very good. As you know, I tried my best to collect fantastic stuff for casting your parts to form the best you. You are very pretty, gentle, and smart. Your glorious quality comes from your excellent parts, and it also makes your parts willing to be you. However, excellence brings pride, and pride makes one blind. For example, one of your legs will think that it's superior to another. Your right leg may look down your left leg, and your left leg may hate right leg. Both will view each other as the rival and compete against each other. Similar to the parable, it's the war between your two legs, they just don't understand how huge the world is."


    "Wow, so... What shall I do? My parts shall be partners instead of rivals! I love all of my parts created by you. If they hate each other, I will be very sad!"

    "Don't worry too much about that. They don't really hate each other; they just want to be the number one of you. For one of your parts, you actually consist of it and other parts, how can it love you and hate others? Detach one of your legs, hug it and express your love, and you will find the truth ; )"

2015年8月23日 星期日

805 Mahou Sensei (Magical Teacher)

About Mahou Shoujo, please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/905-mahou-shoujo-magical-girls-mahou.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/12/804-senior-mahou-shoujo-magical-girl.html

    Sayaka is a young scientist, she has a great genius for research. One day, she happened to find the secret of mahou shoujo, and she decided to investigate the truth. Sayaka met QQ, one of those contractors (surreal beings), and she made the contract with it. Sayaka was so excited that she could experience the surreal phenomenon on her own-- she became an adult mahou shoujo.

    However, Sayaka found that QQ could control her body through the contract. Her body was de facto owned by QQ. As a genius, this fact hurt Sayaka's pride deeply. Finally, she invented a magical electronic device for reforming mind data. Sayaka used it on her contractor to control it's mind. Such that, QQ will read Sayaka's thought and take them as it's will, then QQ will command Sayaka's body through the contract. QQ will consider itself as the boss, but actually Sayaka is the true boss.

    Sayaka also teaches in a senior high school. As a science teacher, if her students don't learn seriously, she will transform herself to be the mahou sensei to give those students a lesson: being electric shocked, being forzen, being burned, and then being recovered by magical power.

    Today, Sayaka calls a male student to her office again. She makes QQ to embody the contract into her magical wand out of her body. Sayaka puts her detached head on the desk, shakes her wand and asks:


    "Kaoru, do you prefer to study physics more hard, or seeing me to transform myself into the mahou sensei? Don't worry, I won't torture you too much, hehehe."

2015年8月19日 星期三

503 Magical Android: Pop Out

About magical androids, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/04/601-magical-android-creating-myself-kuo.html

    Some creators don't let their own magical androids know the truth. In such causes, those androids will regard themselves as humans. Asuka is such an magical android.

    Asuka is composed of three main parts. Her head and lower half were converted from surreal biological materials, but her upper half wasn't-- it was transformed from an a relic. Asuka's creator got a damaged cursed doll (http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/other-important-supernatural.html), and he took away it's chest for making Asuka. It's nature had been kept: automatically response to any nearby supernatural power.

    Today, when Asuka is walking on the way home, her upper half senses a mass of power. Suddenly, it pops out from Asuka's body and stretches Asuka's hands to that ball of magical power.


    Asuka's upper half body responses automatically, but Asuka doesn't know that. She is totally shocked and watching herself breaking into three pieces helplessly...

2015年8月15日 星期六

604 Be Myself Again

About pseudo fairy, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/207-this-is-not-me-kirinrin-has-unique.html

    Hong Ya-Mei(洪 雅美) admired Mizuno Ami(水野 亞美, character from the anime "Sailor moon") very much from her childhood. Ami is her idol, her heroine, and even her goddess. She always thought that she is pretty similar to Mizuno Ami: Hong(洪) means "flood" in Chinese, and Mizu(水) means "water". Besides, Ami(亞美) is pronounced to be Ya-Mei in Chinese, totally the same with her name. Hong Ya-Mei was very happy with that, and she desired to really become Ami eagerly. One day, her head left her body and transformed into Ami-- she became a pseudo-fairy to be the one she loved.

    Ya-Mei was in an ecstasy of joy about that. She even considered herself as the true Sailor Mercury, and Hong Ya-Mei was just the shell she used to fit herself into the earthy world. She enjoyed her secret identity a lot during her teenage.

    However, a girl will grow into a woman finally after all. Ya-Mei became an ordinary adult, and she had to accept the reality. One day when she turned into the fairy form again, she looked at her real body seriously. Suddenly, she pulled up her fairy head and put it on her real body.


    Ya-Mei's fairy body isn't truly a body, it represents Ya-Mei's pure desire to keep herself unearthly and perfect. It comes from Ya-Mei's nature. Ya-Mei's mind is slit into two, they have a conversation.

    Ami:" Hey! Myself, why did you do this? You know Sailor Mercury is such a perfect girl, but now I become a common human woman in bad taste! You looks so tacky!"

    Ya-Mei:" Dear me, don't say something like that, please. I don't think I'm that bad now. I am Hong ya-Mei indeed , a mature and charming woman in the real world. See! I have a pair of long pretty legs!"

    Ami:" Oh~ Don't mention them or I will be enraged more! That vulgar peep-toe! That cheepy translucent legging! What do you want to show to others! Myself, Sailor Mercury is a high-class girl that good at everything and well-behaved in the world that she belongs to!"

    Ya-Mei:" Being a perfect school girl sounds good, but is it good to me forever? Dear me, I know I have some complex parts of myself, some subtle emotions in my heart, and I shall face my ego honestly. Sailor Mercury is the girl whom I want myself to be, but I am not Sailor Mercury really. Don't cheat yourself, myself. As a real woman, I may be loved, I may be hated, I may be pursued or abandoned, and those are what myself shall experience. If you think I am tacky now, then the tacky part of myself already exists from the beginning. Dear me, please accept the whole me. I am Hong Ya-Mei, and I must to be Hong Ya-Mei. You already know that, right?"

2015年8月13日 星期四

502 Uncompleted Magical Android

About magical androids, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/04/601-magical-android-creating-myself-kuo.html

    If there exists creatures, there also exists creators.

    Magical androids exists in Taoyundao, so there are somebodies who make those artificial humans. They rip tissues out of and take away organs from supernatural beings, then transform those tissues and organs into body parts of their magical androids.

    Daniel, one of those wizards who are creating androids, plans to create two. He hasn't completed them yet. one lacks chest and head, and another lacks everything but her head. Both of them hope Daniel to complete them as soon as possible.


    However, it seems that Daniel also likes to enjoy the sight of them in their present state...

2015年8月8日 星期六

603 Robotized Pseudo Fairy: Self Driving

About pseudo fairy, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/207-this-is-not-me-kirinrin-has-unique.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/602-another-form-of-pseudo-fairies.html

    Rio(理緒) is a female rhythmic gymnast. She doesn't have advancement on her skills recently, and she blames it on her own body. Like it was said, Rio becomes a pseudo fairy. Her head leaves her useless body and gets transformed to a anime fairy. Rio enjoys her new form a lot.

    However, Rio can't compete in a contest with the fairy form. She still needs to improve her real body. Rio has an idea, she tries to extend imagination onto her real body. She assumes is as a virtual machine so that she can enhance it's ability by improving or exchanging it's components. Rio adds imaginary artificial muscles into her legs, exchanges better joints of her arms, redesigns the mechanical structure of her torso, modifies power supply of her body and reprograms it's motion system. She makes a large advancement on her original body, it becomes more agile, powerful and flexible significantly. Rio is satisfied with it's performance.

    But when Rio plans to come back to her original form, she finds that she doesn't like her body anymore. She is a graceful fairy now, and her body is just a rough machine. Rio can't endure to be one with it. She gets an idea. Rio creates a pilot seat on neck of original body. Since it's just an anime robot to her, Rio only wants to drive it.


    "Get ready to fight! Rio robot!"

2015年8月4日 星期二

705 Robot Boy and Monster Girl's Pure Love

About flying-head monsters(FHM), please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/903-flying-head-monsters-there-are-some.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/904-flying-head-monsters-b-not-all-of.html

    Ming-kai is a robot boy. One day, his classmate, Yu-Hue, dismantled him. Then Yu-Hue stood in front of
 Ming-Kai's headless body silently.

M: "Yu-Hue! What are you going to do on me?"
Y: "...Ming-Kai, I have to ask you, don't you know I like you so much? Can't you feel that?"
M: "Ouch... I can feel. But you see! I am just a robot!"
Y: "So what?"
M: "Can't you understand? I am just an artificial piece, not a real human! you can't love the assembly of electronic and mechanical devices! I don't deserve a human girl's love!"
Y: "So I ask why. Well, you see."

    Yu-Hue's head took off from her neck. It flew to Ming-Kai's body, and landed on his neck. Ming-Kai was shocked.

Y: "I am actually a flying-head monster. You aren't a real boy, and I am also not a real girl. Your head is detachable, so is mine. Now, tell me why can't we love each other?"