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2014年6月17日 星期二

803 Fighting Mahou Shoujo


    About mahou shoujo, please refer to
    http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/905-mahou-shoujo-magical-girls-mahou.html
    http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/906-witch-monsters-and-defeated-mahou.html

    Every mahou shoujo has her own interests and position, so they also have the chance to fight each other. Here is a case.

    Two mahou shoujo were fighting seriously, and one has taken control of the situation.

    "I surrender!" The black stocking one says, "You have won, please keep my body to be alive. You don't need to destroy it."

    "Hum? Tell me, why?" The white stocking one asks.

    "I will transform 51% ownership of my body to you, owning my body together will make us to be natural allies. And, you can cancel my actions as you want since you have more share."

    "Haha, not a bad suggestion, but--- I don't need. Bye bye ;)"

    "OH NO!!!! My beloved body!!"




2014年6月15日 星期日

105 Siblings


    About Kirinrin and Kyo, please refer to
    http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/103-you-do-that-again-golden-magician.html

    Kirinrin and Kyo are ESP siblings, they can easily communicate with each other without speaking any words. This makes Kyo very important to Kirinrin, though he is usually regarded as a shameful perverted brother.

    One night, Kirinrin rushed into Kyo's room. Without speaking, she transported Kyo's head to a mountain in the distance. Kyo was shocked deeply.

    "Hey! Kirinrin! Had me done anything bad!?"
    "Silent!"
    "Wow, what the heck you...!! Ouch, well, get it..."

    Kirinrin asked Kyo to turn his body back, then she titled her back on Kyo's back. She looked in a bad mood.


    "Well, you don't want to see my perverted face even when you want to lean on your brother, I know. That's fine!"
    "Kyo, please be quiet, please..."

    Kyo couldn't see Kirinrin, but he could feel the trembling of Kirinrin's body. He understood that Kirinrin was sobbing. Despite Kirinrin hated his personality, she still valued her only brother. That's enough to Kyo.

    Kirinrin cried for a while, then she wiped away her tears. Again, Kirinrin connected to Kyo's heart and told him:

    "Kyo, please don't reply me. Iknow that you actually cherish me very much, and I want to say thank you. When you come back to your body, please don't say anything about this night to me, okay?"

    Kirinrin hugged Kyo's body. Kyo raised his face, tears ran down his cheeks, and the full moon was shining in the sky.

2014年6月14日 星期六

A04 What Ayase Dislikes About Green Knight


    Ayase The Teen Exorcist was given to Ron Rockford(The Green Knight) as his student to learn the ways of fighting evil.  However their relationship hasn't been one of mutual respect and admiration.  Sometimes Ayase's Mentor falls in her eyes when ever he does one of those things he can't help but do over and over again.  And it's time she let you know about them!


1. He likes to freak out her friends for fun
Green Knight: Hey Jack, wanna know why I'm called The Green Knight?
Jack: Okay!  Why?
Green Knight: _removes his head and puts it in Jack's face_ BOOGA BOOGA!
Jack: AWK!
Green Knight: See I'm just like the Green Knight of the Arthurian Tales!  I can remove my head at will!
Jack: That's nice.  Please put it back on!  Please :'C

2. If impersonating a woman will solve the problem, he must try that solution first!
Ayase: Mentor!  Why are you in your Scarlett Knight body and dressed up like that!
Green Knight: Your teacher wants to meet with your parents, so I'm improvising!
Ayase: Mentor, you've done a wonderful job of making yourself into a creepy old version of myself with those disguises of yours, but you aren't going to convince anyone that you're my mother!  She's seen pictures of her!
Green Knight: Oh, I wasn't going to impersonate your mother!  I was thinking my identity would be your pretty young aunt on your father's side!
Ayase: Oh Lord, give me strength!  Can't you get one of the Warrior Nuns to help instead!

3. His creepy inventory of Headless Heroines
Ayase: I know he gets his powers by putting his head onto these headless heroine's bodies.  Still, it's so creepy!  I wanna give them all away to disembodied female heads that could use them!  Stop Headswapping, My Mentor!
(Origin of each Heroine to come later!)

4. He hits up on any attractive woman imaginable, no matter their shape or size....  O_O
    Humph and Cassie are walking about in Taoyundao, the one place on the planet where having a stuffed rabbit for a head wouldn't get a second look from the locals.  Cassie is enjoying the walking trip, her head fully ensconced in her body's chest.

Green Knight: Oh my!  You look so comfortable in there!  Is there room for one more? _Removes head_
Cassie blushes in embarrassment
Humph: >:C

5. He says he'll stop doing these things and prays every night to become more holy and good.  If only it would work.... :(
Green Knight: Oh my Jesus, forgive me my sins, which I completely detest...
Ayase: IF YOU DETEST THEM!  STOP DOING THEM!

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Next, Why Ayase prizes her mentor The Green Knight!

2014年6月12日 星期四

904 So Long!


    In Taoyundao, any unimaginary things can happen.

    Do you think that you understand the one who sleep by your side really well? Maybe she or he has secrets which  you don't know...

    It's summer now, and the weather in Taoyundao is getting hotter day by day. Today, a man is going home. He leaved his office early, and he didn't tell his wife-- he wanted to surprise her. When he arrives, the man opens the door suddenly and says:" I'm home now! Honey!"

    His wife is scared. She jumps on a chair and says:" Hey! Shit! Why do you come home without notifying me?"



    "Oh, honey, I'm sorry, but I just want to surprise you...? Err? What's... happened to you?"

    "What do you mean!? I'm okay! Leave here! I am going to wear my clothes!"

    "But you look... a bit too long. Shall I come in? I'm your husband, so that it's okay even you are naked."

   "Nooooo!!!! You can't! Get out as soon as possible!"

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    No one knows what's happened to the wife. Maybe she is cooling her internal organs by separating her lower half?


2014年6月11日 星期三

A03 Taoyundao: When Exorcists Fight

Contributed by AlNaga


    This is the start of this little story....

    The Green Knight, Ron Rockford, in his normal form walks along with his apprentice Exorcist, The Silver Cross trained Ayase.  They accompaning Mrs. Toramizu, whose publisher has hired The Green Knight to recover her son Ginta after a mysterious monster pulled him through a dimensional doorway.

The Green Knight: So Mrs. Toramizu, did you witness your son being pulled away into this extra dimensional doorway by this monster?

Mrs. Toramizu: No, but many of his fellow students and his teacher saw it happen.  I hope you can help my son.  He's not someone who can do without protection, he's very weak and has not stamina.

The three of them enter the class room where Ginta was taken, and The Green Knight pulls out some advanced Warrior Nun detection equipment.  "There's definitely a portal here.  Ayase, let's go get Jenny so I can suit up!" he tells his apprentice.

    Ayase and Ron go down to his truck, where there is a headless body of a large green woman.  "Mentor, can you tell me how you got this body for your purposes?" Ayase asked.  Ron sat in a chair next to the headless body, biomechanical systems activated which put his head onto the body of the large green female.  "Well several years ago, I was cursed by headless witch where my body gained sentience and my head became detached but living outside my own body.  The villains who forced me to meet the witch, so they could steal from her, ended up putting my head on this body in hopes of controlling it through me.  But me and several other captives formed a plan of escape, which we did and for awhile this was my only body.  Eventually we helped each other and my fellow captives helped me recover my own body.  However I use this Green body I obtained then still for adventuring because of her strength and durability." Ron explained

    Ayase asked, "But mentor, don't you think it's confusing to other for your head to migrate from your own male body, onto a female body?  It doesn't seem natural!"   Ron thought, "Ayase, don't worry.  This body was once a clone created by super-villains who tried to control a super-heroine.  She still has her body, I only use her clone.  I am okay with using a female body anyways.  I don't believe it's that humiliating to use a female body.  If you became headless, you would hope the forces of good would use your body to battle evil, am I correct?"  Ayase quipped, "I would hope the forces of good would reunited my head to my body"  Suddenly Ron and Ayase arrived back at the classroom where they detected the portal.  But others where already there...

    The Green Knight recognized the man and the teen boy standing with the Principal of the school who was talking with them.  "Baphomet and Jim, what are you doing here!" Ron griped at them.  Suddenly in a flash of light, the man had transformed into a female knight.  The boy now had a body a hairstyle that made him resemble the Bride of Frankenstein.

    "Begone Green Knight!  This is not a place for Catholic Blunderings to ruin any recovery of the missing child!  Your services are not required here!" The Female Knight taunted Ron.

    "Listen here, Baphomet!  I was hired by the publisher who buys stories from the kid's mother!  So why don't you go and take a hike on a crumbly mountainside trail!" Ron growled back.

    "My exorcist name is Templar, thank you!  And your unenlightened stumbling in battling evil will only serve as a disservice to recovering this child.  Why don't you go make yourself useful and go bless some meals at the homeless shelter, Deacon!" Templar growled back

    In the room was a the floating head of a succubus, her name was Keira.  She couldn't be seen by most of the other people in the room, but the Templar always saw here.  Long ago The Templar, Baldwin St. Micheal was a Knight's Templar who battled demons in the middle ages.   During a fight, Baldwin and Keira were both beheaded, but Keira's body created tendrils to reach out and reattach her own head.  However her head was kicked away in the fight, and her body took Baldwin's head as her own.  Since then, Keira's dismebodied head served as a thorn in Baldwin's side as it taunted him for what he had become.  Part demonic succubus, and Baldwin dealt with the urges of the Succubus daily, doing this best not the become a succubus himself.  But Keira was really good at grating on his nerves.

    "You too are so shameless at flirting with one another, lean over and kiss him on the lips!" Keira taunted Baldwin.  Baldwin turned an pointed up at his persecutor screaming, "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!"  Green KNight taunted him, "You going loony again Baldwin!"  "You get the Hell out of here, before I make you to do so!" Baldwin screamed at Ron.  "If you try, you'll wear you buttocks as a hat!" The Green Knight replied.

    The Principal interrupted, "Gentleman... Ladies, please!  There is a child in danger!"

    Mrs. Toramizu pleaded, "Please go find my boy, Ginta!  He's too stupid and wimpy to survive on his own!"

    Jim looked over at Ayase who was raising her leg into the air for a high kick, "What are you doing?" he thought.

    But Ayase could see that floating succubus head as plain as day, "With one kick, I'll knock that annoying Succubus head and straighten all this out" she thought.

2014年6月9日 星期一

206 Feeling The Heart Inside You


    About dark witch Yumeko, please refer to
    http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/201-dark-witch-yumeko-and-her.html

    This story happens in the future. After Yumeko met Nini and Nana, her hard heart started to be melted by her sweet servants very gradually. Yumeko soon became considerate of other people though she never wanted to admit it. Finally, Yumeko decided to free her servants to do a good thing. She recombined Nini and Nana back to Nina again. Yumeko wanted Nina to come back on track of her original life as a human girl. Nini and Nana were sad about Yumeko's decision, but when they were combined with each other, they got to know that they really need each other to be whole after all. When Nina came back to the world, she huddled up and cried out loudly; she understood that what a tremendous happiness it is to herself be one. Nina didn't view Yumeko as her personal enemy; instead of that, she decided  to stay sincere friends with Yumeko from that time on.

    Yumeko's softened heart made her time turn around again. Her body started to grow up, and her looks became mature several years later. Yumeko is still a dark witch, but the word "dark" becomes a symbol of her self-labeling than it's original meaning. It represents the spirit of rebellion and disobedience against the system of "good guys"-- though another one of her best friends belongs to the good side.

    Christina, a priestess of an ancient church, was very enthusiastic in helping the wounded. She couldn't tolerate others' miseries caused by their weaknesses, which were taken advantage of by the Forces of Evil. Christina used her power to help wounded ones so they would recover from being possessed-- and finally she died for it. One time her struggles against the evil powers backfired on Christina when she tried to absorb it out and purify it. The evil power attacked Christina's mind, forcing Christina's heart to disconnect with her deteriorated mind. Christina's head fell to the ground from her neck as a consequence of this event.

    When Yumeko arrived, Christina's mind was totally destroyed, and her head became fossilized from sealing the evil power. Yumeko was so sorrowful, she brought Christina's headless body back with her to her place.

    At home, Yumeko looked at Christina's body. " You are really a bloody fool..." she murmured. Yumeko couldn't accept that Christina sacrificed herself just to save one man since he was the very one who caused the Evil to destroy her head. Is it the way of being good that it means you should sacrifice yourself for saving a guy even he is not as good as you? Yumeko thought that it is totally unreasonable and she saw injustice in what happened to her friend.

    Since Christina's heart didn't vanish entirely, Yumeko planed to investigate it personally. She was going to disconnect her own head with her body, and move it to Christina's headless body. This action would be risky because Yumeko couldn't predict that would Christina's body keep her own head or not when they were connected.  Though Yumeko's head would keep her identity, but it's the hearts provide motivations of the person. Yumeko's original heart couldn't provide motivation for her head to come back to be Yumeko again while her head was separated from her body. If Christina's heart was selfish, it might keep Yumeko's head for itself, and then Yumeko would lose her head forever. Yumeko did respect her friend, so she decided to take the risk-- and she also believed in Christina's kindness.


    While Yumeko's head was attached to Christina's body, it was instantly flooded with love. Christina's heart generated no hate. Christina just wanted to relieve the pain of others, and Yumeko's mind couldn't feel the emotion of unfairness in Christina's heart. In that moment, Yumeko's rational for thinking the way she did about life was disarmed.

    The Yumeko-Christina also felt sad. She was not sad because of Christina's misery-- she was sorry for making her friend Yumeko become anguished over her death. Yumeko-Christina knew that she was actually Christina with Yumeko's mind. Yumeko-Christina also knew her best friend's old body was lying by her side, and her heart was inside it. She appreciated Yumeko deeply with Yumeko's own identity. Yumeko's head was led to thank herself, that made her mind understand how tender Christina's heart was.

    Meanwhile, Yumeko-Christina found that Christina's body and Yumeko's body crossed their fingers surprisingly. Yumeko's mind couldn't distinguish that whether it was her original body called by Yumeko's head into holding Christina's hand, or it was Christina's heart let it to lead Christina's body to hold her original body's hand. Anyway, the only thing she wanted to do was holding her original hand intimately to link the two hearts which belonged to the two best friends...

2014年6月8日 星期日

104 She Is Still Here


    About Agatha, please refer to
    http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/012-black-cat-alone-part-b-episode-3.html

    Black Cat doesn't like Agatha because Agatha is Black Cat's self given by her father, who betrayed Black Cat's mother and her. Black Cat locked Agatha into her deepest inside, the Black Cat's realm of her heart. Even so, Black Cat doesn't know how she shall face and deal with Agatha, the another side of herself. The only thing she can do is pretending to forget the existence of Agatha.

    However, Agatha does exist, and she acts on Black Cat. Though Agatha can't acknowledge Black Cat and the outside world (she doesn't own a whole consciousness), her Christian belief still Christianizes Black Cat's ego unintentionally despite Black Cat doesn't want that. Black Cat's mind wants herself to realize the world by reasonable way, but her heart was put on with a cross by Agatha, and Black Cat can't remove it. As a famous witch, Black Cat is not a Christian surely, but her heart is imprinted. That's why Black Cat has to change herself back to be Huang Ru-Jun and attend the church to to ease her Christian part and satisfy her needs of believing occasionally.

    Today, Black Cat is going to become Huang Ru-Jun again. She looks at her inside realm, and Agatha is still there. Black Cat sighs for it, then she goes to search for her...no, Hunag Ru-Jun's crucifix necklace.



    For Agatha, though she doesn't know anything outside the realm, she still can sense. She feels that something is going to be changed today; it will be a wonderful day!

PS.
    Does Agatha really know nothing about Black Cat? Hehe.