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2016年6月13日 星期一

308 Buttfly

About heterogeneous magical beings, please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/11/301-heterogeneous-magical-beings-in.html

    Ayumi is a normal human girl without supernatural power, but her butt isn't a normal one.

    When Ayumi was a child, she went to a mysterious abandoned gardon, and she met many walking flowers there. Little Ayumi played with those beautiful beings all day long, she was so happy and excited.

    In that day, Ayumi wore a burgundy skirt. When she jumped up and down, her skirt fluttered around her hips, made it looked like a butterfly with waving wings. The scene impressed Ayumi a lot, she wished she could be a butterfly and play with those flowers forever.

    Finally Ayumi has grown up, and her reasonable mind forgets that day. However, her heart doesn't forget the feeling and the wish, she wants herself to come back to the wonderful gardon subconsciously.

    The strong affection drives Ayumi to become a butterfly to visit her flower friends-- or at least, a part of Ayumi. When Ayumi sleeps, if she wore a burgundy skirt, her butt would "take off" and carry her affection to fly to the garden. Ayumi's separated butt will transform itself to be a butterfly fairy, it's Buttfly.

2016年6月11日 星期六

708 Scram

About flying-head monsters(FHM), please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/903-flying-head-monsters-there-are-some.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/904-flying-head-monsters-b-not-all-of.html

    The special surreal relation between a FHM's headless body and flying head keeps the FHM in one. The head and the body are integrated and keeping consistent with each other, they aren't the combination of two separable and interchangeable modules. For example, one is hungry, the other one must be hungry; one is sleeping, the other one must sleeping. The head and the body are always in the same situation to be one FHM. The mechanism is somehow similar to the Newton's third law: the counterforce will appear simultaneously with the force. The head will react to the body while the body acts on the head at the same time.

    However, if a photon is absorbed by an atom, the atom can't react the photon because the photon was gone. To a FHM, if one side is "scram" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scram), the mechanism will be bankrupt, and another side will be in disorder.

    The flying-head monster Claudia went on the beach for enjoying the summer. She was so excited when she saw the sea, and she separated her head to fly. However, her head hit the rock behind her (she stood on the ground under the cliff) and got fainted. It caused the scram to her headless body.


    The body now can't keep consistent with anything. It squats down and waits on the seaside. The actions from the head can't be pulled back, Claudia is in an impossible position.

2016年6月9日 星期四

408 Vampire: Conjugate Couple

About vampire, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/11/401-living-dead-zombies-vampires-there.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/11/402-vampire-sonia-be-fake-of-fake-about.html

    Young lady Lin Yun-Ting was captured by a brutal necromancer Chen Chin-Hao several years ago. He turned Yun-Ting into a vampire and enslaved her by blood spells. Later, Chin-Hao's head was shot into pieces when he fought a powerful wizard. The wizard also got heavily wounded and ran away.

    Though Chin-Hao lost his head, as an advanced necromancer, he was not thoroughly dead, and therefore his blood spells were still effective, Yun-Ting was still his servant. Those spells acted on Yun-Ting's mindset and drove her to rescue and recovery her master.

    Yun-Ting went to the battlefield to bring back Chin-Hao's headless body and fragments of his head. Her brain realized that it's the chance to liberate herself from Chin-Hao's control, and her heart would truly wish that. However, her thoughts couldn't get rid of Chin-Hao's spells, so the best way would be "cheating" them in the progress of reviving Chin-Hao. That means, she had to cheat herself at first.

    To make it, Yun-Ting's mind reasoned that since Chin-Hao's head was destroyed, the only way to help Chin-Hao is reforming the head from those inanimate fragments with Yun-Ting's blood and fresh meat to supply the head with life energy and magical power. Yun-Ting's main personality (supervised by spells) was conviced of the idea and believed herself's loyalty.

    However, when the Chin-Hao's new head was completed, it totally became a part of Yu-Ting since the active portion of it totally came from Yu-Ting's body. Ridiculously, the master's head belonged to the slave. Though Yu-Ting was still enslaved, she could carry out her free will by "suggesting"(*)  Chin-Hao's head to command Chin-Hao to ask herself to do anything. Chin-Hao and Yun-Ting had formed such a special couple; they're conjugated with each other.


    Nowadays Yun-Ting is enjoying being herself's indirect slave very much; she essentially has two awesome bodies. One belongs to a beautiful female, another belongs to a strong male.

*Slave shouldn't "order" the master, so Yu-Ting must convince herself that she never order (just suggest XD) Chin-Hao's head to herself even it's a part of her to obey those spells.

2016年6月6日 星期一

121 Tamako's Trinity

About Tamako (and Tamura), please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/black-cats-pseudo-family-black-cat.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/106-good-girl-tamako-about-tamako.html

    As time goes on, Black Cat becomes less afraid of Tamura, and finally she permits Tamako to take off her glasses sometimes. Now Tamako is a young attractive lady, and today she wants to change her style.


    "Black Cat! Look here!"
    "Hum? What do you... Wow! Tamako?"
    "Heehee, I have a brand new look, right? Do I look more mature?"
    "Oh well... Yeah. You... have gotten a perm?"
    "Yes. Furthermore, look at my legs-- I wear leggings and high heels! Do they make my legs more fashionable?"
    "Okay...(My cute girl Tamako wants to turn herself to be an adult woman! >_<)"
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    Though Tamura's evil head was destroyed and her headless body had been transformed to be kind and harmless Tamako, Black Cat and Ayase still know the danger of previous Tamura's body. Tamura modified her own body to be a biological device to gather evil power automatically. Even with the holy power that generated by the cross which was embedded on the neck by Ayase, the strengthening evil power just can be suppressed temporarily before the progress has been completed. If the body had gathered enough power, a terrible evil deity would be formed from the accumulation of evil power.

    So, every time when Black Cat senses that an evil deity is going to come out, she will cease the function of Tmako's pseudo head, then she will dismantle Tamako. Without head, Tamako can't think and remember, such that she won't have uncomfortable memories about the process after that.


    The evil power was accumulated in Tamako's lower half, the core of carnal desires. Human beings digest foods, urinate, take shits and have sex with their own lower half bodies. People feel embarrassed about those carnal desires while enjoy them at the same time. Tamura realized that the situation is just similar to taking use of disgusting evil power. As a witch, she separated her mind to her head, her affections and emotions to her upper half, and her carnal desires to her lower half.

    Black Cat places Tamako's upper half aside. She will try her best to purify the evil deity inside Tamako's body. Tamako was taken into three pieces. Black Cat looks at Tamako's pseudo head, upper and lower half, they represent Tamako's mind, heart and desires. That's Tamako's trinity.

2016年5月20日 星期五

209 Witch Yoga


    Do you know how does a witch relax herself? Let's do witch yoga with Julian!


    A. Change your clothing to yoga wears.
    B. Lie down and take a deep breath.
    C. Disassemble yourself for erasing your ego.
    D. Let's YOGA! Yeah!

2016年5月8日 星期日

507 The Definition Of I

About magical androids, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/04/601-magical-android-creating-myself-kuo.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/08/502-uncompleted-magical-android-about.html

    Magical android Daphne's master had never completed her. He just gave her the head, the lower half, and some weird surreal organs which were needed to sustain her life without upper torso. Daphne's master promised her that one day he would make her a whole to be a wonderful lady one day; however, he died before fulfilling his promise.

    Daphne became alone. She kept living in her master's house and tried her best to work to earn her living. She survived and finally became famous.

    One day, a wizard came to visit Daphne. He said that he was moved by Daphne's positive deeds and enterprising spirit such that he wanted help Daphne to complete herself. The wizard said that he could make a perfect torso for Daphne, and he would replace Daphne's ugly organs with new organs which were similar to normal human organs, like the stomach, the liver, or the intestines. In exchange, Daphne must give her replaced organs and unused body parts left by her master to the wizard. Daphne was surprised and confused. She asked the wizard to leave her a night to think.

    In the night, Daphne went to her master's craft room. She looked at body parts collected and remade by her master, then she sighed. " Legs, hips, disgusting unknown tissues and organs, parts of surreal monsters," she said, " dear master, why didn't you leave me useful body parts?"


    " Wow! So chilly!" A drip dripped onto one of Daphne's abnormal organs. "It's my... magical engine? Gosh, why is such an important organ of mine exposed to environmental risks? Why can't I keep it inside my body deeply?"

    " Oh, yes, my organs, my dear organs. Tomorrow we will say goodbye to each other, haha. If I accept the suggestion."

    " The suggestion is pretty seductive. However, the problem is, what is I?"

    " Those organs... Well, they are ugly, they are weird, but they are parts of I. If my head and my lower half were moved to the new body with new organs, does the new one can be admitted as me, this me?"

    " Ah, I got it. The definition of I shall be the one who owns this head, this hip, this pair of legs, and these organs. You can expand I with new parts, the set of the I right now will be happy to to team up with new partners, but you shall not reduce I."

    Next day, Daphne refused the wizard's suggestion.

2016年5月2日 星期一

607 Confessing Love

About pseudo fairies, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/207-this-is-not-me-kirinrin-has-unique.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/602-another-form-of-pseudo-fairies.html

    Feng Shi-Yun (馮 詩芸) and her neighbor Chen Chin-Hao are friends. Chen Chin-Hao is a young handsome boy, and Shi-Yun is elder than him. One day, they are talking about a romantic movie jubilantly, and they share thoughts about love to each other. Suddenly, when Shi-Yun looks at Chin-Hao's exciting face, her emotions chock her mind. Her consciousness gets malfunctioned and she can't speak anything. Chin-Hao is scared, "Shi... Shi-Yun, what happens to you?" he asks.

    Shi-Yun doesn't answer him. She stands stiffly, then she takes off her head and places it on the table. An anime face comes out from Shi-Yun's neck. "Hello, Chin-Hao. Don't be scared. I am also Shi-Yun, another form of her," that face says.

    The face explains everything to Chin-Hao. She actually is Shi-Yun's pseudo fairy. Unlike other pseudo fairies, she is the embodiment of Shi-Yun's heart of love, and Shi-Yun never knows anything about her.


    "...... So, have you understood the relation of me and Shi-Yun?"

    "Well, I think so."

    "Great. Chin-Hao, I am here for telling you an important thing. Shi-Yun loves you, though her brain doesn't realize it enough."

    "Huh?"

    "I'm not kidding you. Remember, I'm Shi-Yun's heart, and Shi-Yun has given me to you subconsciously, I know."

    "Okay, if you were right, why doesn't Shi-Yun realize it?"

    "Because Shi-Yun doesn't have self-confidence. She is not pretty, she is not smart, she is even elder than you."

    "Oh... I..."

    "However, as her heart, I have to tell you the truth. My torso, my arms, my legs, my head, all of them are not perfect, not beautiful. I just have such a body, I just can be the mediocre girl Feng Shi-Yun, but I still love you. Would you accept Shi-Yun, or she isn't qualified for loving you?"

    "Love doesn't need to be qualified! Listen, those legs and arms seems too rough to me; the body isn't well-shaped to me; the face isn't delicate to me; the brain is somehow foolish to me. But if you just have those rough parts, then while those parts are assembled into be the girl Shi-Yun, I will love the girl, because she is you!"

    "Wow,I... I don't know shall I be happy or sad... Well, since you also love Shi-Yun, I will come back and hand myself to you inside Shi-Yun..."

    "The one I love is you, no matter you are Shi-Yun or anything else! For you, I will try to love those rough parts and the girl."

    "Ha... Haha... Hahaha..."

    "I just have one request. Since you will be given to me, can you appear in front of me every time when I miss you, the fairy of Shi-Yun's heart?"

    "Well, that's fine..."

    "Yep! May I name you Greeny? Greeny, please walk with me, and I will hold Shi-Yun's head. Let's date right now!"

    "I forget it, you are an anime otaku... Orz"