137 Search For Imperfection

This story follows 134 "No Huang Left":
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/10/134-no-huang-left-about-li-mei-xian.html

    Mei-Xian can't find "her Huang". Yes, each of her parts and cells contains Huang, half of her is Huang, but her Huang portion is so tame and never bothers other portion of her. Her Huang just works for her silently. However, Mei-Xian doesn't think that it's natural. She starts to research her own Huang.

    One day, another member of the Taoistic Li family came to visit Mei-Xian, and he got astonished. "Wow! Mei-Xian, what the hell are you doing!?" He yelled in panic.

    "Hi, welcome! I am researching myself. You know half of me came from the Taoistic Huang family, but myself acts like a total Li. I want to know why." Mei-Xian answered. She disassembled herself and set her parts on magical machines for analyzing them.

    The visitor held Mei-Xian's legs and then grabbed Mei-Xian's torso. He cut the imaginary magical cable linked to Mei-Xian's headless torso, then he opened and read it. "You see, they are so wonderful! I can feel that your parts ate in the perfect state, and your Huang is in silence, isn't that great? We all know the extinguished Huang family well, I suggest you to forget your Huang and keep yourself as a complete Li."

    Despite her own torso was opened without permission, Mei-Xian didn't react against the visitor. "Well... Anyway, that's fine since I still can't find the way to arise my Huang in any case. However, perfect? If you don't understand how about being imperfect, what's the meaning of being perfect?" Mei-Xian murmured. She asked the visitor not to rewrite her internal description and close up her torso. Later, she reassembled herself with a sigh.

    Next step, Mei-Xian tried another method. Although she couldn't arise the Huang portion of her parts, she could "dope" Huang parts to herself. Mei-Xian created pseudo Huang parts and assumed them to be her parts.

    Mei-Xian attached the right pseudo leg to her, and paired her original right leg to another pseudo leg. She tried to mix up her original parts with pseudo parts for adding dominant Huang to herself. Mei-Xian also assumed herself as a machine and made a additional chip of Huang. She installed the Huang chip into her dismantled central body. She kept her existence in a Bagua (八卦, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagua) amulet for preventing her entire mixed self getting out-of-control.

    However, fakes are fakes after all. Those pseudo parts needed Mei-Xian to pay attention for manipulating them, they still couldn't be counted into Mei-Xian naturally. Every time when Mei-Xian stopped operating, her natural parts always could distinguish those assumed parts from natural parts, and she would come back to be original perfect self.

    Finally, Mei-Xian gave up. She couldn't do any thing more to her perfect self, she couldn't explore the new possibility. Mei-Xian was in her ultimate state, and she didn't need that. She gave all of her, including her parts, her properties, her composition and her existence to her daughter, witch Black Cat. She told Black Cat that feel free to do anything to "those things" of her.

    Black Cat wonders at Mei-Xian's weird deed. Isn't it good to be perfect? Well, Black Cat also has some trouble about herself recently (http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/10/135-mixture-witch-black-cat.html). Since Mei-Xian let Black Cat own her, it's her turn to research the puzzle of her perfect mother, and finally makes herself also to be perfect. However, be careful. Black Cat may alter herself unwillingly through the unexpected alteration of Mei-Xian...

136 Assembly

About Oumae Ichimu, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2016/12/018a-oumae-ichimu-ayases-ideal.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2016/12/018b-oumae-ichimu-ayases-ideal.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2016/12/018c-oumae-ichimu-ayases-ideal.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2016/12/018d-oumae-ichimu-ayases-ideal.html
About other Oumae family members, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/07/215-oumae-family-coach-about-oumae.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/04/129-ayase-from-aragaki-to-oumae-about.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/09/216-oumae-family-performance-test-about.html

    About the Oumae family, there is an important concept, "assembly".

    An assembly means a set of body parts owned by the family which are just enough for forming a person. This is not exactly a member. Of course, a family member (e.g., Ichimu) is also an assembly. It is the assembly which is composed of parts from the same original person. Sometimes the Oumae family may designate parts from different members to form an assembly for a special mission. Today Ichimu has been involved in such a case.

    The Oumae family had contacted a political dignitary of the Taoyundao government recently, and they knew that the man is a leg fetishist. However, the man has seen those most wonderful legs, so normal legs are not attractive to him. The Oumae family decided to craft a special "assassin" for assassinating the man's heart. They had gotten the most perfect and attractive pair of legs several years ago, but they needed to choose other body parts for matching up the legs. Finally, the Oumae decided to pick up Ichimu's parts.

    The legs is so proud and intractable, they had never been tamed by the Oumae family; they aren't "Oumae". So the family need to take their high-end parts from their most capable members like Ichimu for "riding" the legs. Besides, Ichimu is good looking and elegant. With the perfect legs, they can form the assembly of the most dignified and graceful woman of the Oumae family.

    Ichimu's upper half was moved to the perfect legs, and her original legs are kept in a magic circle. Ichimu's original legs are already pretty good, but compared with the perfect legs, they are less long, delicate and "artistic". The Oumae family embodied a spiritual crucifix upon Ichimu's original legs for suppressing them to prevent them to disturb the new assembly. This time Ichimu's upper half had to be "neutralized" temporarily before being combined with the perfect legs; the legs didn't want other one's parts to ride them. So, the pair of Ichimu's original legs became an orphan. Because the perfect legs is pretty powerful and wild, the family summoned the spiritual embodiment of Amakusa Shiro (http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2016/12/018b-oumae-ichimu-ayases-ideal.html) for casting the administrating magical ring between Ichimu's head and body. If the legs affect Ichimu's heart too much and makes the assembly out of control, the family will take over the entire assembly through the ring. At least, they have to keep Ichimu's body parts save because Ichimu is one of the most valuable assets of the Oumae family.

    However, although Ichimu is very important in the family, there is a body which has the higher priority than Ichimu's body's for taking Ichimu's head.

    Oumae Yumeko (黃前 夢子), Ichimu's competitor, has the similar status with Ichimu in the family. But though the assembly of Ichimu is slightly superior than Yumeko's, if it talks to body parts, Yumeko's body parts are more valuable to the Oumae family than Ichimu's. So, despite they are rivals, Yumeko's headless body can request for Ichimu's head to form another assembly if it needs.

    For example, Yumeko let her head be cursed carelessly in a battle. When she came back to the Oumae main house, she separated her defunctionalized head. Her headless body rushed into Ichmu's room and let the slave imp assemble Ichimu's head onto it.

    Ichimu was in maintenance that time. Her other parts were trembling because their head was robbed. Ichimu's head belonged to Yumeko's headless body. It began to let Yumeko's body to move for feeling it. When Ichimu's head was entirely attched on Yumeko's body, she was troubled because she had to go back to act as Aragaki Ichimu, and she had become the new assembly. How could she take the body to face her husband? For Oumae Ichimu, that's even not a problem; but for Arragaki Ichimu, that's totally unacceptable. Arragaki Ichimu was adjusted for being Hiroshi's perfect wife, she can't tolerate other woman's body to hug Hirishi, not to mention that the body is directed by her head. It was really a problem to Ichimu...

816 Mahou Shoujo: Click To Transform

About mahou shoujo (magical girl), please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/905-mahou-shoujo-magical-girls-mahou.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/906-witch-monsters-and-defeated-mahou.html

    Chen Hue-An (陳 蕙安) had contracted with a surreal being, Holy Bell, for being transformed to be the mahou shoujo Angelic Star. Although she volunteered to be a mahou shoujo, she still has a lot of complaint about the transforming process.

    "............ =_="
    "What's up with you, Hue-An? You look not happy."
    "Well, I can tolerate that my head is suspended in the sky like a foolish pumpkin, I even can tolerate that running the magical program in my mind and outputting the outcome in my eyes in the shape of stars which lets me look like a silly robot. But..."
    "But what?"
    "Why does my body have to do such a hilarious pose? I have it enough!"

    "Calm down, you will become Angelic Star soon, so please keep yourself elegant. I think you already know that's because the critical points of your body were set on your right heel and left inner shoulder. You have to click both of them at the same time for calling your wand out."
    "That's just the problem! Critical points? I will rather call them buttons! Why do you make buttons on my body for triggering functions of my parts? You really regard me as your robot, huh?"
    "Ahahaha, that's what happens naturally. Besides, many functions were installed on each of your parts, so managing them through buttons is more convenient than through spells or thoughts. And even when you are defeated and unconscious, I still can access and manipulate your body parts through those buttons. They are good things, please keep them on you happily, Angelic Star ;)"

316 Former Human

About heterogeneous magical beings, please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/11/301-heterogeneous-magical-beings-in.html

    Li Bin-Ju (李 冰竹, "ice bamboo") was once an awesome Taoist. As same as Mei-Xian, she came from the glorious Li family. However, one day she decided not to be "one human" anymore. She disbanded herself for exploring the new probability. Each of her parts became an independent magical being-- or, a monster. Bin-Ju got the maximum freedom for herself in such a way, even herself couldn't confine herself at any rate again.

    As time went by, the relations between Bin-Ju's parts are totally loose. Bin-Ju can't be regarded as she exists; she is just the "Commonwealth of (Bin-Ju's former) Body Parts". Those body-part monsters often visit each other.

    Today the head goes to visit the two legs, they live together. The head finds that many other cute monsters love the legs, they like to stay and play with the legs. The head is so glad about that, and it fondles a bearlike monster with it's hair.

    "We, former body parts of Li Bin-Ju, are all good ones!"

616 The Promenade

About pseudo fairies, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/207-this-is-not-me-kirinrin-has-unique.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/602-another-form-of-pseudo-fairies.html

    "Hello~ Time to come out, Bai-Ho(百合, lily)."
    "...I have never dressed up in such style, why?"
    "Why? Humm, that's a silly question. Bai-Ho, you are such a pure and innocent girl, like the most beautiful princess from the fairyland. I didn't dress up you; I just recovered your look for fitting your nature."
    "Than... thank you. But I still feel a bit embarrassed. Allow me to stay in this mode for more a while, please."
    "No problem! By the way, you needs...&Q@#X$!(summon a magical lily)"

    "Oh, a lily on my neck!"
    "My princess, please let this magical lily stay on your body before you come back, it symbols you. Would you like to let your body dance with me now? To me, you are really a wonderful lily."
    "Okay, I will. And... thank you very much, I... I like you >_<"
    "Wow! This is the best promenade in my life!"

516 Magical Android: Automatic

About magical androids, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/04/601-magical-android-creating-myself-kuo.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/08/502-uncompleted-magical-android-about.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/08/503-magical-android-pop-out-about.html

    Bin-Jen (稟真) is a magical android. Her creator hopes Bin-Jen can take care of her body on her own, so he often asks her to explore her body and learn knowledge about it. He also trains Bin-Jen to disintegrate herself and keep up her internal by her hands. However, to Bin-Jen, herself is such a complicated object for herself to totally understand.

    Today, Bin-Jen wants to study herself again. She detaches her limbs and dismantles her torso. She tries to trace the surreal links between her head and each of her important internal components such that she disintegrates herself. However, she forgets the special function of her limbs: they will act automatically when Bin-Jen has been regarded as in the emergency state..

    Because Bin-Jen hasn't informed her body parts formally that she was going to disintegrate herself on her own, her limbs consider that Bin-Jen has been destroyed by others. They comes to "rescue" their owner. Bin-Jen's legs are going to collect Bin-Jen's flesh and organs. Though Bin-Jen's head still can control them and actually they get information from Bin-Jen's head, she can't stop them because it's her automatic function. It seems that she still has too much thing for her to learn.

716 Nostalgia

About flying-head monsters(FHM), please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/903-flying-head-monsters-there-are-some.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/904-flying-head-monsters-b-not-all-of.html

    "...What's the matter? Get to go now."

    "Well, nostalgia, right?"
    "I understand, I totally understand, but... We have to walk forward, shall we?"
    "We... I, I can't stay here, I can't be stopped! Let's go!"

416 Mad Hospital: A Vampire's Case

About vampire, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/11/402-vampire-sonia-be-fake-of-fake-about.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/11/401-living-dead-zombies-vampires-there.html

About the mad hospital, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/10/415-mad-hospital-zombies-cause-about.html

    Idol vampire Dorothy also had been sent to the mad hospital when she was in her in her suspended animation. She was disassembled, too. However, unlike Tsukasa's case, being a vampire, Dorothy is much more strong and proud than a zombie. She won't just stay and pray.

    At first, when Dorothy awakes, she feels that it's really hard for her to move her body. When she finally controls her right leg to stand up, she surprisingly finds that her left leg is lying on a hospital bed silently. Dorothy suddenly understands her situation: her body has been taken apart.

    In fact, Dorothy was dismembered not in the proper way for a vampire such that the surreal connections between her parts don't work normally. She can control her right leg because her head had just contacted with her right leg by chance. She can't access her other parts right now. However, she won't give up. Dorothy uses her hair as the substitute for her hands, and tries to walk just with a leg. She pushes the bed forward and goes to collect all of her parts on her own.

    Finally Dorothy almost completes the work. She looks at her parts and thinks about what to do next. Her parts behaves like unrelated things to her. When Dorothy is worrying, her left leg which is picked up by her hair unexpectedly moves. Dorothy is surprised, and she senses that her left leg wants to tell her something.

    "Oh~ Sweetheart, so you want to go back to me, right? You want yourself to be a part of the honorable vampire Dorothy, right? I understand, I totally understand. I ever just regarded you as my left leg, but now I know you are my partner, and all other parts are also my partners! No one can divide us, no one can divide me. I am idol vampire Dorothy!" Dorothy talks to her parts. She is confident that she can form herself again!

219 Periodical Overhaul Maintenance

    Living in the way of being a witch isn't as easy as a piece of cake. For example, you have to do the overhaul maintenance to yourself periodically. Witches were humans originally, so they have to "contort" their bodies and existences for altering themselves to be mighty supernatural beings. The distortion of them can't be kept forever if they don't maintain it. Therefore, witches have to dismantle their own existences, disintegrate their own egos and dismember their oen bodies for processing the rearrangement and redefinition of their own parts, that's so called Periodical Overhaul Maintenance.

    Josephine is such a witch. Today she separates herself into several parts and sets each of them in different states, then she creates magical fairies for doing the job instead of herself because she will not exist soon for a while. A witch will be in her weakest time during her overhaul maintenance such that she just allows beings she created to do the maintenance to her dismantled self, though those beings are not capable and simple minded.

    If you have enough magic knowledge and get yourself into Josephine's room in such a moment, you may have the chance to control and manipulate Josephine's parts, and she even won't know that. After she has been reassembled again, she will find that she has become another one, if not another thing...

"I have a weird feeling about myself... Had me been assembled right?"

919 Happy Magic Dance

About magicians, please refer to:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/other-black-cats-buddies-kirinrin.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/102-kirinrins-safe-dating-handsome-boy.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/103-you-do-that-again-golden-magician.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/907-be-fake-of-fake-vampire-sonia-is.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/09/907-aunt-stellas-magic-show-besides.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/09/917-balloon-and-dove-about-magicians.html

    Kuo Ai-Chi (郭 愛琪) is an infamous young magician, and her boyfriend, Chiang Jyun-Chi (江 俊麒), is also an infamous actor. Their difference is that Ai-Chi is always optimistic and energtic, but Jyun-Chi usually feels perplexed to the future. Fortunately, everytime when Jyun-Chi feels depressed, Ai-Chi will try her best to encourage and cheer him. She will tell Jyun-Chi that "Ai-Chi" means "love Chi" such that she was born to love Jyun-Chi, then she will do the "Happy Magic Dance" in Jyun-Chi's face.

"Hey hey boy, don't be sad; holla darling, why you tired? Dance with me and then hug me, love our days no matter what we will be. Oh~ let's do the Happy Magic Dance together!"