020a The Ultimate Yoga (I)

    In Taoyundao, there exists a super yoga master. No one knows her true name, and people just call her "Miss Yoga". Many supernatural persons or beings have the fuzzy impressions of interacting with Miss Yoga, but they can't figure Miss Yoga out clearly, just like watching her yoga in dreams. Even to those super characters (Mei-Xian, Black Cat, Kirinrin...), Miss Yoga's yoga still can enlighten and inspire them. They call her yoga as "the Ultimate Yoga".

Move 1: Left & Right

    When Black Cat (https://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/the-wonderful-island-where-tales-began.html) was confused because of the true identity of her complicated self( named as Huang Ru-Jun VS. a child from the Li family, a mighty witch VS. a religious Christian...), she felt that she had seen Miss Yoga. Miss Yoga taught her the Move 1. She set her right leg to her left side and left leg to right side, then she pointed a leg and asked Black Cat: "Is this my right leg or left leg?"

    Black Cat understood immediately.  When the right leg is placed in the left side, it can be regarded as your left leg from your view angle, but it can still be a right leg. Black Cat touched Miss Yoga's leg and said: " This right leg is your left leg."

    " Bingo! You got it," Miss Yoga smiled, "now do this yoga on your own."

    Black Cat found that those two legs became her own legs. She was surprised that she wasn't surprised. By doing that yoga, Black Cat knew that she is everything she is while she isn't. Black Cat & Huang Ru-Jun, just like those legs, she can place them onto anywhere of her.

    By the way, Black Cat turned her own legs to be Alisa & Siren after the event.

Move 2: Up & Down

    This happened to Mei-Xian (https://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/black-cats-legendary-mother-black-cats.html). Mei-Xian loved and respected her mother, Huang Chun-Xiang (https://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/the-filthiest-holy-lady-and-her.html), but she also disliked her blood from the Huang family. This was an irreconcilable conflict and became Mei-Xian's pain. Fortunately, Miss Yoga came to her.

    " See, one shall be in down goes to up, and one shall stand up now stands down."

    What a strange scene. The torso, the one who nursed her was normally lower than her, now it was put onto the upper side. Didn't that imply her mother? Without her honorable mother's body which came from the Huang family, Mei-Xian didn't exist.

    The pair of legs, the one who was her humble slave, now stepped on her. That was similar to her body which was half made of Huang blood. However, on the other hand, didn't it still support her even when it turned the feet side to her?

    Up is down, down is up. The conflict doesn't really exist from the beginning; it just depends on Mei-Xian. Mei-Xian smiled, then she did the same yoga with Miss Yoga. She decided to face the conflict directly.

-TO BE CONTINUED-

517 Magical Android: Abandoned

About magical androids, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/04/601-magical-android-creating-myself-kuo.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/08/502-uncompleted-magical-android-about.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/08/503-magical-android-pop-out-about.html

    Angelina was created as a magical artifical dancer. She could collect spiritual aura for her master by dancing.

    However, one day when Angelina was dancing again, she stored too much negative spirits in her soul gem, then it got gone.

    Angelina's soul gem is also her "core". Without it, Angelina became useless for her master. She couldn't dance again. Her master took off her limbs and plied up them in front of Angelina's face. Angelina just could look at her body parts quietly.

    Angelina's head missed her main body which was placed in another room so much. If she could have her soul gem again, she would turn back to be a whole Angelina. The moment would be the most enjoyable moment if she could hold her own gem and put it onto her own body...

817 Mahou Shoujo: Surrender

About mahou shoujo (magical girl), please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/905-mahou-shoujo-magical-girls-mahou.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/906-witch-monsters-and-defeated-mahou.html
About Huang Bee-Wei, please read
https://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/09/814-mahou-shoujo-not-to-be-late-for.html

    Bee-Wei loves her boyfriend Yun-Tien so much, and finally Yun-Tien becomes her weak point.

    Bee-Wei had beaten the evil wizard in previous story at once, but the wizard escaped successfully. He remotely detected the trace of Bee-Wei's magical power stealthily, then he found Yun-Tien. When they parted after a date, the wizard seized Yun-Tien for threatening Bee-Wei. He came to Bee-Wei and asked Bee-Wei to surrender, and Bee-Wei did.

    The wizard imposed a spell upon Bee-Wei's neck for forcing her magical wand to come out from her body, then he cast a fairy-shaped magical lump and directed it to access Bee-Wei's magical wand.

    The self-defense function of the wand was activated automatically, but it was useless. Finally its "head" was decapitated and brought away. The head part is the essential of the mahou shoujo's contract, the stick part is just used to conduct magical instructions generated from the head part to the mahou shoujo's corresponding body parts. The wizard planned to analyze Bee-Wei's contract. Although he couldn't control Bee-Wei directly through the contract, he could manipulate Bee-Wei by assigning descriptions of properties to Bee-Wei's parts.

    Bee-Wei's head was watching her headless body with her headless wand. Her double-headless self looked so poor, but she even couldn't think so...

417 Healthy Exercise

About zombies, please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/11/401-living-dead-zombies-vampires-there.html

    Mei-Mei is a zombie. She is so serious about her second life. For example, when she is practicing her magical skills, she also will do healthy exercise.

    Mei-Mei is practicing her new skill of blood-manipulating, and she bends her upper torso for stretching body. She also lets her left leg do the acupressure to her right leg. Mei-Mei never wastes time.

    Maybe you will ask, where is her bum?

    Oh, it's doing the thing which it shall do right now ;)

617 Get Rid Of

About pseudo fairies, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/207-this-is-not-me-kirinrin-has-unique.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/602-another-form-of-pseudo-fairies.html

    Sun Chian-Wen (孫 茜雯) always assumed herself as a naughty girl (or even a tomboy) because she was growing up with brothers and male cousins. However, the true nature of her was very feminine and graceful. She suppressed her true nature and refused to admit it subconsciously since she wanted to be regarded as a buddy by her male peers.

    As time passed, the rift between Chian-Wen's self-cognition and true nature became more and more widened. Finally her brain couldn't be united with her heart, and her head separated from her body; she became a pseudo fairy.

    Chian-Wen's head became a naughty fairy and got it's virtual body. The fairy was named as Chian-Chian. Chian-Chian often felicitates itself that it could get rid of that sissy body. The fairy thinks that the body is just a burden and only used to sustain the head.

    However, the body also has her feeling. Although the body needs the head to command her to act, the body requests the head actively to do that. She is a headless lady, not just a biological machine. She has her name, Wen-Wen. Maybe she also feels that she is just the one who gets rid of the naughty head.

Chian-Chinan just plays all the time. In the mean time, Wen-Wen is intoxicated by the beautiful surrounding and fragrant breeze.

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AFTER STORY

    One day, a gentle male named Li-Hao sensed the hidden nature of the body. He fell in love with the headless lady suddenly and held Wen-Wen's hand tenderly. Wen-Wen was astonished and Chian-Chian was irritated. Li-Hao began to pursue Wen-Wen and Wen-Wen was so glad because of Li-Hao's sincere love, but Chian-Chian hated him. The situation became very strange: the body liked a male, but the head was afraid of that its body would be lured by that male. For fighting back, Chian-Chian introduced a handsome smart guy for winning her real heart---

    Who will win? ;)

317 Centerless

About heterogeneous magical beings, please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/11/301-heterogeneous-magical-beings-in.html

    I am a nameless wizard, unknown but capable. I live in Penglai (https://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/the-wonderful-island-where-tales-began.html), tha capital of Taoyundao. Despite Penglai is a large city, I often feel lone.

    Being a wizard, I can do many things which other people can't; however, none of them can provide me with fun. I do have a heart in my central body, but it's too lazy to work. Yes, I am almost emotionless, though I don't want myself to be. I really need emotions, even sadness, even wrath, I need them. But I have become too mighty and lived too long, so right now nothing can be meaningful to me because my heart has never be stimulated by anything. I am just a living machine, and I think I will forever be so.

    It's a cold and rainy night, I see a pair of bare disembodied legs lying down in a dark alley. I walk to them and pick them up, then I hear a voice. "Mister, don't bring them away," someone is murmuring slighting, "they are my parts."

    I turn to the voice and find a head. "Well, where are your other body parts?" I ask. "Other body parts? No, all of my parts are here."

    I get it. She is an unusual surreal being whom was composed of legs and a head from the origin. She doesn't have the "central body" that each of us has.

    I think that she can't survive alone, so I bring all of her home. She tells me her name is Lika, ;besides that, she doesn't remember anything. Then I concentrate myself on her parts for realizing the structure of her existence. Later, she says: "Mister, I think in common sense, it's not good to stare a lady's naked body."

    "Well, you're right. But how can you to be considered as naked? You don't have the body part which can make you to be a naked lady."

    "I don't think so. All of me haven't been cover with a piece of any clothes, so I am naked, and you are the one who is staring a naked lady."

    Okay, okay, it will be better for me to provide her some "clothes", despite normally clothes are worn by human torsos, not disembodied legs and heads. First, I buy her shoes.

    "Thank you, but I am still naked just with shoes. At least, I think my thighs and neck shall be covered. I don't have the central body which is similar to yours, and neck and thighs shall be my central body such that they shall wear clothes."

    Huh, interesting. That's fine. Again, I buy two caps for covering her thighs and a muffler for her neck.

    "Thank you again, I feel so warm. Mister, you are really a good person."
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    We start to live together. Without the central body, Like even can't walk independently. It's very hard for her to move herself over even merely a short distance. What a pitiful centerless little being! Since I an a wizard, I decide to help her on my own. She doesn't has the central body, and I have one. How about "lend" mine to her?

    I separate my head and legs out from my central body, then my head directs my hands to enchant Lika's parts to "register" them into my central body. That is, Lika's parts become additional and optional head or legs to my central body. In such way, Lika's parts can borrow magical power from my central body, direct my hands to cast magical spells and served by my internal organs. Even they aren't actually attached to my central body (my parts are here), they are still connected to it. And Lika still will keep herself as one girl as long as I don't invade her ego through my... oh, our central body. Of course, I won't.

    A miracle happens. By serving Lika, my heart revives! It is first time for Lika to feel emotions, and so do I since many years ago. Happiness, yes, we share our happiness together.

    It's the new birthday for Like and I. Both of us will not become centerless anymore.

717 Pseudo Robot

About flying-head monsters(FHM), please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/903-flying-head-monsters-there-are-some.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/904-flying-head-monsters-b-not-all-of.html

    Lin Jia-Xuan(林 珈萱) is a flying-head monster, and she was fascinated by the idea of being robotic. Jia-Xuan just wanted herself to be a robot deadly. Usually no one can make such a dream come true. Fortunately, as a surreal being, Jia-Xuan had the chance of accessing magical powers. Finally she found a powerful witch and paid a lot to the witch for accomplishing her wish.

    Of course, even the powerful witch couldn't really turn Jia-Xuan to be a true robot, but she could enchant Jia-Xuan's body and make her feel like she is a robot. The witch asked Jia-Xuan to "take off" from her body and give away the ownership of her headless body to the witch by a magical contract. Since Jia-Xuan's body was given to the witch, the witch could reform it by magical spells. The witch re-wrote the surreal description of the body's abstract property, and she re-organized the body's internal to be mechanical and electronic. Organs of the body were deemed to be devices, limbs were deemed to be equipment, and the "torso shell" was deemed to the housing.

    Jia-Xuan was looking at her reformed body happily. The witch even made her the instruction inputer of her body. For example, with the inputer, Jia-Xuan can alter the status of her heart (was reformed as the emotion processing unit). She is the slave of her heart, but she also can dominate her heart absolutely with the inputer.

    What a strange but fantastic feeling of being a robot!

921 The Me World

About xian, please refer to
https://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/other-important-supernatural.html

    Mon-Mon (濛濛, "misty") is a xian (Taoistic celestial being). She likes to investigate the earthly human world. Once she tried to make friends with a normal boy, Pin-Guan. To Pin-Guan, Mon-Mon was such a cheerful girl such that he even couldn't image that Mon-Mon is actually a heavenly xian.

    One day, Pin-Guan thought that Mon-Mon also liked him, such that he decided to confess his love to Mon-Mon. However, Mon-Mon rejected him. She said that she indeed liked him very much, but "this she" appeared in front of him was just a low-level embodiment of her existence. As a xian, her true embodiement would not like him at any rate.

    "Ew...well... What do you mean? I can't get it!" Pin-Guan asked. He looked very depressed.

    "Okay, I will show you the truth, though it's also sorrowful to this me, alas!" Mon-Mon began to unfold herself. All of her parts and elements were spread out.

    "Wow! What the hell is happening to you? Oh my god, it's scaring!" Pin-Guan shouted out loudly.

    "It's a world, the world of me, Pin-Guan," a whole Mon-Mon came out from the mist of those pieces, "as a xian, I have a tremendous self. A set of pieces of me was selected for going to the human world, and she turned to love you. I am sorry, Pin-Guan. For compensation, I can let that me come out once more for dating you."

    After long deliberation, Pin-Guan rejected Mon-Mon's suggestion. " No. I know that Mon-Mon will be sad when she has to part from me again. I will never hurt her anymore."

    "You're really a true man, Pin-Guan. Choose an embodiment of my parts of that me. I will let you keep it."

221 Hurry Up

    Jing-Yu (晶瑜) was known as the witch Crystal Princess. She is a perfectionist, and when she still was a human girl, she hated herself because her body needed her to defecate. She didn't want anything to go through "that hole" of her body from her internal. Finally, her strong will made her wish to come true. Jing-Yu had transformed herself to be a witch successfully.

    However, even being a witch, Jing-Yu still needs to eat foods and digest them with her body, and the waste still needs to be excluded form her internal. When Jing-Yu has to do that thing, she will get out from her lower half and turn over. She will just let her lower half to defecate and pretend that she has nothing to do with that.

    Her large intestine will come out from her basin and then "lay eggs". Her right legs will deal with those "eggs" by casting magical spells on them. Jing-Yu's parts of her lower half will act half-autonomously.

    " I am the Crystal Princess, and no doubt that I don't sh*t! Never! "

141 Worrying Black Cat

Witch Black Cat:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/the-wonderful-island-where-tales-began.html

    This time, Jack argued with Black Cat. He insisted that Black Cat at least should let Alisa & Siren take control of her whole self at once. Jack said that Alisa & Siren aren't Black Cat's defects; they are just Black Cat's virtues. Black Cat couldn't help it, she finally agreed with Jack.

    At first, Black Cat had to set her main part to be "reprogrammable". She enchanted on her own torso, the central part of her. Black Cat's torso was disintegrated into building blocks. It would be reassembled into the "shape" which could comply with Alisa & Siren's wishes.

    Black Cat had gotten all things ready. She prepared to hand over her to her legs. Beside Alisa & Siren, all other Black Cat's parts were "shut down". The residual normal personality of Black Cat which was generated by Black Cat's head was observing Alisa & Siren before vanishing.

    Alisa & Siren were trying to warm up themselves, legs of the mighty witch. She noticed that all her nails were enameled into cyan by Jack whom was asked to do it by Alisa & Siren.

    " Cyan nails?" Black Cat thought, " oh, are they going to transfer me into the famous virtual idol? Come on..."