209 Witch Yoga

    Do you know how does a witch relax herself? Let's do witch yoga with Julian!

    A. Change your clothing to yoga wears.
    B. Lie down and take a deep breath.
    C. Disassemble yourself for erasing your ego.
    D. Let's YOGA! Yeah!

507 The Definition Of I

About magical androids, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/04/601-magical-android-creating-myself-kuo.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/08/502-uncompleted-magical-android-about.html

    Magical android Daphne's master had never completed her. He just gave her the head, the lower half, and some weird surreal organs which were needed to sustain her life without upper torso. Daphne's master promised her that one day he would make her a whole to be a wonderful lady one day; however, he died before fulfilling his promise.

    Daphne became alone. She kept living in her master's house and tried her best to work to earn her living. She survived and finally became famous.

    One day, a wizard came to visit Daphne. He said that he was moved by Daphne's positive deeds and enterprising spirit such that he wanted help Daphne to complete herself. The wizard said that he could make a perfect torso for Daphne, and he would replace Daphne's ugly organs with new organs which were similar to normal human organs, like the stomach, the liver, or the intestines. In exchange, Daphne must give her replaced organs and unused body parts left by her master to the wizard. Daphne was surprised and confused. She asked the wizard to leave her a night to think.

    In the night, Daphne went to her master's craft room. She looked at body parts collected and remade by her master, then she sighed. " Legs, hips, disgusting unknown tissues and organs, parts of surreal monsters," she said, " dear master, why didn't you leave me useful body parts?"

    " Wow! So chilly!" A drip dripped onto one of Daphne's abnormal organs. "It's my... magical engine? Gosh, why is such an important organ of mine exposed to environmental risks? Why can't I keep it inside my body deeply?"

    " Oh, yes, my organs, my dear organs. Tomorrow we will say goodbye to each other, haha. If I accept the suggestion."

    " The suggestion is pretty seductive. However, the problem is, what is I?"

    " Those organs... Well, they are ugly, they are weird, but they are parts of I. If my head and my lower half were moved to the new body with new organs, does the new one can be admitted as me, this me?"

    " Ah, I got it. The definition of I shall be the one who owns this head, this hip, this pair of legs, and these organs. You can expand I with new parts, the set of the I right now will be happy to to team up with new partners, but you shall not reduce I."

    Next day, Daphne refused the wizard's suggestion.

607 Confessing Love

About pseudo fairies, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/207-this-is-not-me-kirinrin-has-unique.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/602-another-form-of-pseudo-fairies.html

    Feng Shi-Yun (馮 詩芸) and her neighbor Chen Chin-Hao are friends. Chen Chin-Hao is a young handsome boy, and Shi-Yun is elder than him. One day, they are talking about a romantic movie jubilantly, and they share thoughts about love to each other. Suddenly, when Shi-Yun looks at Chin-Hao's exciting face, her emotions chock her mind. Her consciousness gets malfunctioned and she can't speak anything. Chin-Hao is scared, "Shi... Shi-Yun, what happens to you?" he asks.

    Shi-Yun doesn't answer him. She stands stiffly, then she takes off her head and places it on the table. An anime face comes out from Shi-Yun's neck. "Hello, Chin-Hao. Don't be scared. I am also Shi-Yun, another form of her," that face says.

    The face explains everything to Chin-Hao. She actually is Shi-Yun's pseudo fairy. Unlike other pseudo fairies, she is the embodiment of Shi-Yun's heart of love, and Shi-Yun never knows anything about her.

    "...... So, have you understood the relation of me and Shi-Yun?"

    "Well, I think so."

    "Great. Chin-Hao, I am here for telling you an important thing. Shi-Yun loves you, though her brain doesn't realize it enough."

    "Huh?"

    "I'm not kidding you. Remember, I'm Shi-Yun's heart, and Shi-Yun has given me to you subconsciously, I know."

    "Okay, if you were right, why doesn't Shi-Yun realize it?"

    "Because Shi-Yun doesn't have self-confidence. She is not pretty, she is not smart, she is even elder than you."

    "Oh... I..."

    "However, as her heart, I have to tell you the truth. My torso, my arms, my legs, my head, all of them are not perfect, not beautiful. I just have such a body, I just can be the mediocre girl Feng Shi-Yun, but I still love you. Would you accept Shi-Yun, or she isn't qualified for loving you?"

    "Love doesn't need to be qualified! Listen, those legs and arms seems too rough to me; the body isn't well-shaped to me; the face isn't delicate to me; the brain is somehow foolish to me. But if you just have those rough parts, then while those parts are assembled into be the girl Shi-Yun, I will love the girl, because she is you!"

    "Wow,I... I don't know shall I be happy or sad... Well, since you also love Shi-Yun, I will come back and hand myself to you inside Shi-Yun..."

    "The one I love is you, no matter you are Shi-Yun or anything else! For you, I will try to love those rough parts and the girl."

    "Ha... Haha... Hahaha..."

    "I just have one request. Since you will be given to me, can you appear in front of me every time when I miss you, the fairy of Shi-Yun's heart?"

    "Well, that's fine..."

    "Yep! May I name you Greeny? Greeny, please walk with me, and I will hold Shi-Yun's head. Let's date right now!"

    "I forget it, you are an anime otaku... Orz"