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2017年10月7日 星期六

415 Mad Hospital: A Zombie's Case

About zombies, please read
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2015/11/401-living-dead-zombies-vampires-there.html

    Tsukasa is a maid zombie. One day she took a nap in a park, and a passer-by sent her to the hospital because he couldn't sense Tsukasa's vital signs. In the hospital, Tsukasa awakes...

    "Ha~yah~ What is the time? I have go to prepare dinner for master... Hum? What the...?"


    "Eeek! My body... What's happened to my body? Here is a... hospital!? They disassembled me because they considered me as a dead body? What a mad hospital! And are they going to do with my parts? Oh, help! Dear master, come to help me, please! ><"

2017年10月4日 星期三

218 Gone Too Far


    Feng Yi-Lu(方 宜鷺) just had converted herself to be a witch. She's so curious about her new self. Since her body had been witchized, she wanted to try it. Yi-Lu disassemble herself part by part and blocked the interactions between them, finally--


    Yi-Lu found that she couldn't turn herself back since she only could command her chest and arms. Her head keeps her magic skills and knowledge, but she had separated it from herself...

    Yi-Lu had gone too far. Always remember, don't play with yourself too much.

2017年10月1日 星期日

918 Got You


    Wang Ko-Ni (王 可妮) feels that there is something wrong around her recently. For example, she often suddenly got unreasonably extra sleepy in the night; and when she awoke, she found that her nightclothes became dirty and her feet got wounded slightly. She tried to solve the problem. Ko-Ni set a video camera in her room, and she saw the astonishing scene: at night, her body took off her sleeping head and put it on the bed, then her headless body walked automatically and left her house. A few hours later, her body came back and assembled her head onto itself. " What's happened to me? What was my body doing?" Ko-Ni decided to discover the mystery about herself.

    No one could help Ko-Ni since she couldn't tell her secret to others. Fortunately, Ko-Ni is a capable scientist and engineer. She could do it on her own. Ko-Ni built a robot. When the robot once detects that the distance between Ko-Ni's head and torso has been elongated, it will be activated. The robot will stretch out it's arm to hold Ko-Ni's head and awake it by an electric shock. Ko-Ni had designed a device for translating her idea into digital signals and set the device behind her scoop. The robot's arm will insert a cable into that device for receiving Ko-Ni's instructions.

    Tonight, everything got ready. Ko-Ni felt asleep again. She went to bed... "Wow!" Ko-Ni gets awoken again with a burst of pain. She is already on her robot. "Very good! My body has vanished, let's go after it!"


    "Got you!" Ko-Ni sights her body again. She is very excited. What is the truth of her? Time to discover it!

2017年9月29日 星期五

132b The Smell Of Spring (II)

Previous episode:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/09/132a-smell-of-spring-i-about-huangli.html

    As time went by, Chun-Xiang was 20 years old. She got more and more weak even she had stopped absorbing negative aura spread cross the Taoyundao island- she had done most of the work during those two wandering years, and the Li family took responsibility for remaining work. Every time when Chun-Xiang "opened" herself and tried to fix her internal, she always failed. Her internal things were as stubborn as the Huang family. Finally she just could do minor adjustments, like rearranging or cleaning up to her internal, then "covered back" herself and sighed.

    One day, Chun-Xiang asked her husband, Yong-Chun, to go for a walk with her. They talked and laughed and enjoyed a warm afternoon. Later, Chun-Xiang sat down in front of the Li's main house. "Yong-Chun, I am so glad that I can have such a husband. Thank you..." Chun-Xiang said.

    "Oh, come on. You're such a sweet flirt, hahaha." Yong-Chun replied. Then Chun-Xiang pointed to her feet. "Do you remember this pair white shoes?" "Of course! That's me who made them for you."

    "Yeah, you made this pair of silk shoes with your spiritual energy for protecting me. I remember the moment that you took off my black hair shoes and put new shoes on my feet with your hands. I can feel, my feet are covered with your gentle power on the shoes, and they isolate my feet from negative aura. I know, you exhausted yourself on making this shoes. Dear, I am such a lucky woman that can be loved by you. I love you." Chun-Xiang smiled.


    "Chun-Xiang... Oh, I love you, too. To me, you are the best girl on the earth. I also remember that day. After I took off your hair shoes, your delicate feet were held on my hands. What a pair of kind and glorious feet! They had suffered too much. I swore I will protect them and you forever from that day."

    "Dear, I also like to be protected by you forever... However, nothing can last forever... You know my condition, I am almost at my limit. Sorry, my dear..."

    "Chun-Xiang... Don't say such a foolish thing. You will be fine. I will hand your hands and get old together with you (執子之手,與子偕老), surely!"

    "Yong-Chun, look at my eyes. I am burning my spiritual energy for sustaining my internal to work right. You see, my eyes become bright, and my pupils are dilated, right? We shall face the fact."

    "Chun-... Oh, oh my, no! I don't want to leave you, my love... Yes, I can see... Too much sorrowful and miserable things inhabits in your torso. Your legs bring the whole hell of Taoyundao away from this land. You are a great merciful lady, but I just want you to merely be my wife and live with me peacefully... Wuwuwuwu... So unfair..."


    "Please don't be that sad, my heart aches... Dear, stop crying, I have the second thing to tell you. I am pregnant."

    "Really? It's a good news, but nothing can substitute for you, even our baby. And, how can you give birth to our baby with such a weak body? Let's try our best to recover you together, okay?"

    "I will if I can, but... Well, dear, listen to me. I will invest all of my spiritual energy in assuring our baby's birth. When she gets born- yes, we have a girl- I will be exhausted and become an empty shell. I will live without my ego from then on, like a marionette. That me will still have my knowledge, my memory, and my identity. She just lacks of motivation and emotion.  Our daughter will need her mother, so please drive that me to be a good mother for her, my dear. That me is my last gift for you two... Oh, by the way, I want to know her name. What name will you choose for her?"

    "...I will like to name her as Mei-Ling(苺鈴). Will you agree with me about the name?"

    "Mei-Ling, Li Mei-Ling! Oh, my beloved daughter is Li Mei-Ling! I will devote myself for bringing Mei-Ling to this world!"
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    Chun-Xiang's Huang's body repulsed Li's influence, but it accepted and grew a Li inside it. After the winter, parents die, and the new generations bring the smell of spring.

2017年9月27日 星期三

132a The Smell Of Spring (I)

About Huang(Li) Chun-Xiang, please refer to "The Filthiest Holy Lady":
https://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/the-filthiest-holy-lady-and-her.html

    This is the sad story about Chun-Xiang's and Yong-Chun's love. They just enjoyed their happiness together for a few years, but no love can be more shining than theirs.

    Chun-Xiang was expelled from the Taoist Huang family when she was 16 years old, then she wandered over the entire Taoyundao island for salvaging sorrowful supernatural beings with her black embroidered hair shoes for two years. At 18 years old, she met Li Yong-Chun, her future husband. Yong-Chun brought Chun-Xiang to the Taoist Li family. There, the surname Li was bestowed upon Chun-Xiang instead of her deprived surname, Huang. Later, Yong-Chun fell in love with Chun-Xiang and married her. Being a member of the Li family, the Li's surreal power should protect Chun-Xiang and heal her wounds. She could be thoroughly recovered theoretically.

    However, Chun-Xiang wasn't truly "a Li" at all.

    Though Chun-Xiang's spiritual constitution was much more similar to the Li's than the Huang's, she was formed in the Huang family after all. Her body, her physical constitution and her magical nature belonged to the Huang family. The Huang's blood flooded her entire self. The property of the Huang family repelled spiritual power from the Li family since the Huang's nature was pretty exclusive. The Li's power could protect Chun-Xiang from outside attacks, but Chun-Xiang's internal still belonged to Huang and couldn't be helped by the Li's power.

    When Chun-Xiang had learned the skill of inner watching (內觀) from Yong-Chun, she applied the skill on observing her inner self. She saw that despite her head recognized herself as a member of the Li family, her body rejected. Her body became blank when she set herself as Li Chun-Xiang. The karma she bore for those deplorable surreal beings still gnawed her internal.


    Chun-Xiang understood that she wouldn't live long.

-To Be Continued-

2017年9月18日 星期一

217 Oumae Family: Performance Test

About the Oumae family, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/07/215-oumae-family-coach-about-oumae.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2017/04/129-ayase-from-aragaki-to-oumae-about.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2016/12/018a-oumae-ichimu-ayases-ideal.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2016/12/018b-oumae-ichimu-ayases-ideal.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2016/12/018c-oumae-ichimu-ayases-ideal.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2016/12/018d-oumae-ichimu-ayases-ideal.html

    The Oumae family often lures new members for joining the family. A comprehensive performance test will be applied to anyone whom has been brought to the Oumae family's main house first time.

    Today, Kise Shiho(黄瀨 志保) decides to join the Oumae family. She is such a common girl and has no advantage or achievement, so she wants to abandon her original identity and become Oumae Shiho (黄前 志保). After she has been converted, her performance test starts.


    Shiho's head and body has been separated. Her head has been enchanted with the special magic that can transform her head into magical virtual being, and an artificial ghost comes to guide her head-monster to do other test. On the other hand, her headless body is being tested for finding Shiho's performance limits. A magical item is sending instructions to her body to order her body to cast magics as much as it can at the same time. Surprisingly, Shiho's body is pretty mighty. It's capable of casting different magics with each of her limbs. She can be a magic genius! Shiho really has the reason to be proud of herself; she shall not be self-abased indeed.

    However, it's too late. Self-confidence is totally meaningless for Shiho now. As a member of the Oumae family, Shiho's body and her belong to the family, not herself. There is no private honor.

    It's somehow a pity if she can find her true potential, Shiho thinks. And she won't think in such way later...

    " For the Oumae family! For the great Amakusa Shiro!"

    Welcome to the Oumae family.

2017年9月16日 星期六

917 Balloon And Dove

About magicians' power, please read:
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/other-black-cats-buddies-kirinrin.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/05/102-kirinrins-safe-dating-handsome-boy.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/103-you-do-that-again-golden-magician.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/06/907-be-fake-of-fake-vampire-sonia-is.html
http://taoyundao.blogspot.tw/2014/09/907-aunt-stellas-magic-show-besides.html

    Tien Xin (田 欣) is one of another famous magicians. Though balloons and doves are often taken into magic shows, Tien Xin has a brand new way to make use of them:


    What an amazing show, isn't it?

    By the way, Tien Xin is 42 years old now. Compared to performing magic shows, it's more difficult for Tien Xin to keep her body parts to be qualified for using them as main props on the stage. Her parts are getting aged, one day she may not dare to show them in her show...